I don’t/couldn’t give a monkey’s

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phrase

To not care about something or think it is important.

He made some suggestions but I couldn't give a monkey's. I'll do it my way.
Visual representation of "I don’t/couldn’t give a monkey’s" - To not care about something or think it is important

Often appears as...

  • i couldn't give a monkey's about it
  • do you think i give a monkey's?

Usage tips

Informal, Disapproving

Colloquial

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Colloquial British

A very informal British expression used among friends or in casual conversation, not for formal situations.

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They're arguing over politics again, but I couldn't give a monkey's.
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Humorous Tone

Often carries a playful or ironic tone, rather than expressing strong apathy.

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You're trying to impress with fancy cooking? I don't give a monkey's, just order pizza!
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Emotional Distance

Indicates emotional detachment or disinterest in the subject mentioned.

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He's bragging about his new car, but honestly, I don't give a monkey's.
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