I, you, etc. can’t take somebody anywhere
Definition 1 of 1

Social Embarrassment
The phrase implies the person’s behavior is socially unacceptable, making others uncomfortable or embarrassed to be with them.

Every time we go out, she speaks so loudly. I can't take her anywhere!
Light Humor
Sometimes used in a joking manner among friends to playfully criticize someone's minor social blunders.

You spilled your drink again? I can't take you anywhere!
Not Literal
It's usually an exaggeration and doesn't mean the person will literally never be taken to social events.

You keep mispronouncing the waiter's name - I can't take you anywhere!
WordUp Chrome Extension
As you browse the web instantly look up words you don’t know.
Get Chrome Extension